Enquiring Minds Want to Know...
- System Information
- Name: The Ouroboros Cycle
- Normal Name: Ouroboros; Ouro
- Brainworms Status: Polyfragmented DID System
- Time Active: 23 Earth years
- Host Name: Kal
- Pronouns Preferred: They/Them; Xey/Xem; She/Her
- Language Preferred: Feminine; Neutral; Or whatever's funniest
- Current Locale: North-West UK
- Current Specialization: Post Office Clerk
- Alter Count: Enough (500+)
- Plural Language?: Use whatever suits you best
- Insane?: Absolutely
- Deranged?: Always
- Opionated?: ONLY on Tuesdays
- Host Information
- Name: Ted Kalashnikov
- Otherwise Known As: Kal; Kalashnikov; Ted; Insane Sniper; Stupid Bitch
- Pronouns: She/Her
- Alter Age: 47 years old, kind of
- Specialization: Mom; Being annoying
- Introjection Status: Ted (TANKMEN) but a girl
- Brainworms Status: Thinks electricity pylons are people
- Husband Count: 3
- Littles Information
- Collective Names: Tank Kids; Kandi; Unicorn; Cuddles; Herz
- Collective Age: 0 - 18 years old
- Collective Pronouns: They/Them; Xey/Xem; Xe/Xem; Pup/Pups
- Favourite Animal: Unicorn
- Favourite Juice Flavour: Peach
- Robux Status: Not enough
- Horsie Count: 26
- Days Since We Last Caused Problems For Mom: 0 days
Wow, You're Still Here?
We're running out of things to put here, so here's some random eclectic info.
- Other Frequent Fronters
- Indigo · He/Xe/She
- Butch wifeguy extraordinaire. Friendly fun-loving shark.
- Introject of Benrey, Captain, Commander and Megatron.
- Master · He/Him
- Second wifeguy extraordinaire. Scary on the outside, soft and fuzzy on the inside.
- Introject of, like, the concept of Commander.
- Ceasefire · Any
- Oldest of Master's sons. Little bit out of touch.
- Introject of Commander.
- Tanz · He/Him
- One of Master's youngest. Likes ROBLOX and kicking his dad.
- Introject of Commander.
- Sourpatch · She/Her
- Headstrong pretty pink princess. Loves dragons and Star Stable.
- Don't mess with her, but if you play along you'll find her a lot of fun!
- Introject of Commander.
- Scheitel and Schoß · Shx/Hxr and Hx/Hxm
- Melancholy twins who really love baby seals.
- Introjects of Captain and Steve.
- Eins · Sie/Hir
- Youngest of quadruplets - very sweet toddler. Play with her!
- Introject of Steve.
- Roscoe · He/Him
- Mischevious guy who can be annoying, but has a heart of gold.
- Introject of Captain.
- ...and tons more!
Welcome To The Information Age!
» Ouro · 23 · They/Xey/She · Currently 300Sv/hr
· Greetings, mortal!! We're Ouroboros, and we welcome you to our little slice of the World Wide Web. We are a young adult something-or-other who spends most of xyr time online, when we're not at our job. We're a PF-DID system who's publicly out, because life is too short not to be visibly insane. Why not get to know us a bit more?
· We have an alter count of 500+, with about 200+ of those being littles. We consider ourselves permanently regressed. We're autistic as shit, and have many strains of brainworms, but that's just what makes us special. Our two favourite things in the world are TANKMEN and And One, but we like a lot of stuff. Too much to list, honestly. Just unlock our friendship events or stand next to us for 2.7 minutes and you'll get the gist.
· By day we are a full-time Post Office clerk, and we know far too much about the UK mail service at this point. By night, we are a dominance coordinator for the Lightning flight on Flight Rising, an official PluralKit helper and co-owner/moderator of the Toontown PRIDE! Discord server. We love to draw, though our art's pretty slow these days.
· Talk to us about Commander from TANKMEN or Steve Naghavi from the hit German EBM band And One. We promise we're completely and utterly normal. Yes, I'm smiling. Ignore the teeth :}
· Last but not least, we are dating an adorable little bunny called Felix! He is the love of our life and we've been with sir since 19.09.18. We will not shut up about him and you have to get used to that. Don't like it? Have fun being homophobic, bitch!!
